urdchama:

And lo, Christmas came early that year when Adam stopped being difficult for like two fucking seconds, and let his friends give him things. Which they did on the spot, literally off their backs. 

Gansey was so excited he couldn’t sleep for days. More than usual, that is.

(Blue later found out the miracle of Adam-Accepting-Gifts-mas only happened cause Adam’s judgement was severely impaired by cold medication. And by the time it wore off it was too late to say no. She decided to keep this to herself, cause frankly Gansey can’t be trusted with the knowledge of how to make Adam agreeable.)

please-dont-freak-out:

arbores–loqui–latine:

i love seeing those posts that are like “uhhhhh what’s the raven cycle even about???? Coca Cola??? Seth everman???? boat shoes???? Some magic somehow??? Yee haw??? A blue psychic?? Maybe a ghost?? i don’t know” bc yeah sure you do hit most of the main points there but the most IMPORTANT plot line in the book is that Everyone Is In Love With Each Other And Is Fucking Stupid About It.

Adam just complained about “savagely handsome Ronan”, Blue is yelling about Ganseys stupid fucking pretty mouth, Gansey is having a Mental Breakdown™️ over how he is attracted to EVERYONE, including a dead king, Noah? he’s here to kiss u! Ronan? Oh you mean “if they die I die too” Ronan?

these dumb asses are here to LOVE and no kind of plot or ancient magical curse is here to stop them

folkwytch:

i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning

thelastconfessor:

forehead touching is my kink

fawnvelveteen:

Vintage Postcard 1903

(Source: vintage-spirit.blogspot.com)

kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

(Source: everythingstarstuff)

thatdisneylover:

#BigDickEnergy

requiem-on-water:

Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

opulentdesigns:

ultrafacts:

This German art student, Benjamin Harff, decided, for his exam at the Academy of Arts, to do something only slightly ambitious — to hand-illuminate and bind a copy of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Silmarillion. It took him six months of work. He hand-illuminated the text which had been printed on his home Canon inkjet printer. He worked with a binder to assemble the resulting book.

More pictures HERE

(Fact Source)

@salem-rust

(Source: ultrafacts)

i-raised-you-danker-than-this:

thebrightsideofthebluemoon:

mydogisabutt:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

This is so sweet and I absolutely didn’t know I needed this till now

worldsworstfather:

u ever get so touched starved that someone accidentally brushes ur hand and the entire Carriage Scene™ from pride and prejudice (2005) flashes before ur eyes

chaoticgood:

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives